Kids at school
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>TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
>FRANK : Because of the sign.
>TEACHER: What sign?
>FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
>floor?
>JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.
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>TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
>GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
>TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
>GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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>TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>DONALD : H I J K L M N O.
>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>DONALD : Yesterday, you said it's H to O.
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>TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
>didn't have ten years ago.
>WINNIE : Me!
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>TEACHER: Gus, why do you always get so dirty?
>GUS : 'Cause I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>MILLIE : I is...
>TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am".
>MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".
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>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
>tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
> father didn't punish him?
>LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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>TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
>eating?
>SIMON : No sir, I don't have to. My Mom's a good cook.
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>TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
>your brother's. Did you copy his?
>CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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>TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
>people are no longer interested?
>HAROLD : A teacher

Too cute!!!!