ROFL!!!

That's the best one yet!!

this is not a blonde joke... it's a me joke, but it's nearly as stupid.

i moved into my new (furnished) flat and was taking a break from unpacking with my friends. i got them some drinks and myself a glass of water. as i drank i read the upside down writing on the bottom of the glass. it said, "made in China"... I exclaimed out loud "everything is made in China these days, why cant people get stuff more locally". at this my friends all fell about laughing, as i did when the penny dropped seconds later.
They had been helping me move my stuff into my flat which came with my teaching job at a university in Shaanxi, China.

LOL--There's perspective for ya!

Why do blonds keep an empty milk carton in the fridge?
In case a guest wants black coffee - why else!
Graham - once a blond, now just lots of gray and plenty of ham.
Fr Graham

Ok, so we are telling stories on ourselves too? One time while at a hotel, my wife and I were talking while sitting on the bed. The lights from the bed side tables kept shining in our eyes. I suggested, "Let's switch sides." Then realized that the light would STILL be shining in our eyes, we would just get each OTHER's light.

I admit it...I am blonde!

Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took scarf back to store...too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllooo.. bottles won't fit in the typewriter

March - Got really excited... finished jigsaw in 6 months...said 2-4 years on the box.

April - Trapped on escalator for hours during a power cut.

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions, 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June - Tried to go waterskiing, couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke race...found out later other swimmers cheated, they used their arms

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm! Car swamped because the soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is a "C" .. isn't it?

October - Hate M&M's ...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 days...Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn't call 911... "duh"...there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!

WHAT A YEAR !

Fantastic!!
Am wiping my eyes now......