> A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa,taking
her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the
> company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before
long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she
> notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention
of having lunch.
>
> The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing
some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew
on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard
is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one
delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror
comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the
leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
>
> Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees
him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that
something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard
is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my
back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
>
> Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running,
the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't
seen them yet,and just when they get close enough to hear, the old
poodle says:
>
> "Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me
another leopard!" Moral of this story..
>
> Don't mess with old farts...Age and Wisdom will always overcome
youth and skill! Being Sharp and Brilliance only come with age and
Experience!
BE WISE AS SERPENTS,AND HARMLESS AS DOVES!!!
ROSE
