De Camptown ladies sing dis song --Dew-Doc! Dew-Doc!
De Camptown racetrack five miles long -- Oh! Dew-Doc day!
I come down dah wid my hat caved in -- Dew-Doc! Dew-Doc!
I go back home wid a pocket full of tin -- Oh! Dew-Doc day!

Chorus

Gwine to run all night! Gwine to run all day!
I'll bet my money on de bob-tail nag -- Somebody bet on de bay!

Yeeeeehah!

CampTown


John 15:3 You are already clean because of the word I have spoken to you.

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Whoo hoo! The Dew can is dancing!!!

here's a story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls....

(waiting for everyone to start singing along )

Cristi

Whether you get the answer you prayed for, or the answer you dread, God's grace is the same.

-- Unknown

C'mon Doc get your ole cow hand song in here>>>

and lets all get singing



Jesus loves us lalalalalalalalalalalal

kimmie

Kimmie,

Since I know and you know that she can't find or even remember the words much less sing it, I found it for you. Someone more clever, perhaps DebBeReal may be able to find the tune. For now my Zimbo Kimbo be happy!

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I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande
But my legs ain't bowed and my cheeks ain't tan
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow
Never roped a steer cause I don't know how
Sure ain't a fixin to start in now
Yippie yi yo kayah

I'm an old cowhand and I come down from the Rio Grande
And I learned to ride, ride, ride 'fore I learned to stand
I'm a riding fool who is up to date
I know every trail in the Lone Star State
Cause I ride the range in a Ford V-8
Yippie yi yo kayah

We're old cowhands from the Rio Grande
And we come to town just to hear the band
We know all the songs that the cowboys know
'Bbout the big corral where the doggies go
We learned them all on the radio
Yippie yi yo kayah


I'm an old cowhand
Down from the Rio Grande
Oh where the west is wild all around the borderland
Where the buffalo roam around the zoo
and the Injuns run up a rug or two
and the old Bar X is just a barbecue, yeah
Yippie yi yo kayah

I'm a pioneer who began from scratch
I don't bat an eye in a shootin' match.
They don't call me Elmer, they call me Satch.
Yippie yi yo kayah
Yippie yi yo kayah

Get along little horsy
Get along little horsy
Yippie yi yo kayah, oh!


Love
peebs

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

Hey Doc look what i found when i was dancing on the keyboards

kimmie

i'm an ole cow hand
If ya wanna hear them sing it click her



Jesus loves us lalalalalalal

kimmie

All right! I can torture "the boys" with this on the trip out! When we went to King's Island one summer, I printed out the words to the Sponge Bob Theme Song & made them sing those all the way there. This could be that good! (Kimmie, we can't let "the boys" bond with Rio because then we're outnumbered & we WILL wind up handcuffed to something--and probably gagged, to boot!)

Hey it may not be the boys who chain you up! there is always my crazy neighbor (Kimmie has volunteered to clean her apt so that may take care of Kimmie) And then half of the people in my church are doctors or nurses or judges . .
all of whom can lock you up. Then there is GPD and the Weld County Sheriffs dept . . . both of which I have friends on. My landlady is kinda tough too and when Kimmie decides to Yahoo and Yee Haw while turning cartwheels down the hall,
IO would not be surprised if she got locked up in the old pump house.

I better go look for another song for you Doc. How about Old Dan Tucker?

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

OK Peebs and doc,
This is getting very scarey.
Shall we all sing together on the count of 3. Get ready to click on the music. 1 & 2 & 3 & start...
I'm an old cow hand (all together now. - I can't hear you, sing out more.)
Journey

We love because God first loved us. If anyone says, "I love God, " yet hates his brother (sister), he is a liar. For anyone who does not love his brother (sister) whom he has seen, cannot love God, whom he has not seen. 1 John 4:19-20

Old Dan Tucker

Now old Dan Tucker's fine old man
Washed hid face in a fryin' pan
Combed his head with a wagon wheel
And died with a toothache in his heel
Get out the way, old Dan Tucker
You're too late to ger your supper
Get out the way, old Dan Tucker
You're too late to get your supper

Now old Dan Tucker is come to town
Riding a billy goat leading a hound
Hound dog bark and the billy goat jump
Landed Dan Tucker on top of the stump

* Refrain

Now old Dan Tucker he got drunk
Fell in the fire and kicked up a chunk
Red hot coal got in his shoe
And oh my lawd how the ashes flew

* Refrain

Now old Dan Tucker is come to town
Swinging the ladies round and round
First to the right and then to the left
Then to the girl that he loves best

* Refrain

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

I was asking Junior member Peebs if she remembered this and she found all the words - of: -

They're Coming To Take Me Away Lyrics

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?
Well, you left me anyhow and every day got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.

CHORUS:
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice gorillas in white coats
They're coming to take me away ha ha

You thought it was joke and so you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly out of my mind

CHORUS:
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away ha ha...

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, so this is how you paid me back for all my kind and selfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.

CHORUS:
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice men in thier white coats
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monagamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!

CHORUS:
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock eels
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

So that is a day in the life of .......... the rodeo gang

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid......

Agape,

DewDoc

God is too good to be unkind and He is too wise to be mistaken. And when we cannot trace His hand, we must trust His heart.

They are afraid Doc you seen how quiet it is becoming around here lately????

Hmmmmm welll they need to know what they're in for :Yeeehaaawwww they are coming to take us away.

Jesus loves us lalllalala

kimmie

Hey, Kimmie, can you post the words to that frog song? I've been singing it to my grandson but he just looks at me like I'm out of my mind because I can't remember the words to the second verse. (Actually, that might not be the reason he looks at me that way, but anyway......)

Agape,

DewDoc

God is too good to be unkind and He is too wise to be mistaken. And when we cannot trace His hand, we must trust His heart.

HEY POLLY WIGGLE AND HEY POLLY WOG
ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL BE A FROG

I'LL KICK MY LEGS AND SWIM AROUND WITHOUT
A SPLASH AND NEVER A SOUND

OOMPA OOMPA OOMPAPPA

HOWZAT DOC

kimmie

That's it--It's the "I'll kick my legs..." part I kept forgetting. But I also was singing "one of these days YOU'LL be a frog..." No wonder the little guy kept looking worried! Oops!!!

Agape,

DewDoc

God is too good to be unkind and He is too wise to be mistaken. And when we cannot trace His hand, we must trust His heart.

Kimbo,
I told you that was a good song. . . especially when you sing it to me. You don't get all stupid like you do with Doc and Mikey. So my new idea is this. . . . . . How about if we start charging people to hear you sing? I will guard the door so that no one gets in without paying and you can maybe sing enough to bring your child in Canada to the rodeo. How about that? I thought it up while I wasn't sleeping.


Kimbo, my church board is so beautiful! I am learning to write code. I am not as stupid as I think I am! I even fixed up Deb's board after she wrecked it! Wait until she sees what I did. She will be surprised and amazed. Shoot! I am surprised and amazed! And she wants a Bible study board too so I will help write stuff for it. How many days Kimmie? I got confused while I was learning to write that code.

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

Hay polly wiggle and hey polly wog>>>>
OH MY GOSH you are a frog
ompa oompa oompapa


Jesus loves us lalalalalalal

kimmie

You mean it's polly wiggle & not polly woggle? I'm still screwing it up!

Agape,

DewDoc

God is too good to be unkind and He is too wise to be mistaken. And when we cannot trace His hand, we must trust His heart.