They'll have to catch us first!!!

Ahhh but Rio is very good at that. She has a fast car and I have seen her tackle perps 3 times her size!

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

Don't worry Peebs and Doc - Rio is gonna be too busy trying to get horses out of Safeway and home where they belong and Llama[s] off to the pound to worry about little ole us
Linda

Any way Rio told me she is on our side so na na boo boo

so she wont be catching us to lock us up she just gonna handcuff us all together so the llama cant miss rofl i just cant wait to be spat on by a llama >>>

I'm an ole cow hand from the rio grande


Jesus loves us lalalalalalalalalal

kimmie

I think we're going to have our hands full....please Rose, Tigger, Journey, Doth, Marcia, anyone......come out and help,we dont' have enough officers in the entire state to keep these greenhorns under control......

Rio
And there I was saying you were on our side. Is there any need to be rude?
And we're not going to be greenhorns by the time we get there.

Jesus loves us lalalalalalalalalal

kimmie

Rio, Rio!

Don't forget me! I already asked if I could borrow a pair or two of handcuffs. I don't think that Linda will present much problem, But when Doc gets here with Will and Mikey WATCH OUT! Ya know that daybed of mine is made out cast iron and is very heavy so I think that if I had some hand cuffs, I could lock Kimmie to the bed until you could get here with the pepper spray.

I stopped by Sodbusters to take a look and while I was there thought it wise to warn the crew. The girl on the desk had a pierced tongue and didn't bat an eye at my purple hair. The other lady who was the owner just laughed and said that she knows the number to the GPD. Ha! I said that this rowdy crew was also coming to see one Officer Fluffy. Told her that the ones from England were going to stay with me and that I would try to control them while she would be stuck with the good doctor and half of the state of Indiana. She looked worried then and pulled the book out the girl's hand flipping pages as fast as she could and then hopping to the computer she looked up and said that she only had one more vacancy left.

Then when I was leaving there I went past Phychecare and saw Pam and Kathy leaving work. They asked how I am and I told them to reserve two beds for Kimmie and Doc in the seclution section. Thrn I continued on to the drugstore where they did not have my meds until Monday. I saw Jean, the wife of the pastor across the street. She went to get my meds at another pharmacy and when she came back she invited all the visitors, me, Rio, and her partner for a bbq at the church which has moved into their new building across from Lincoln Park. What do you say Officer Fluffy? Shall we do the parade? then let St. Pat's feed us before these crazy ones go get spit upon by a llama? And can we load my electric chair into your horse trailer? Cuz I am warning you here and now where you can't say that you didn't get the email, that I ain't going without my electic chair! The manual one won't roll on rough terrain and when Gorby starts spitting I want to be able to get out of the way!

Now (I have got to see what other kinds of foolishness Kimmie has posted elsewhere and go to bed early. Tommorrow is a busy day.

peebs

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

Sounds like a great plan! I can't wait to get spit on by a llama, either! Kimmie says it has to be Gorby, though, since he's a famous llama & not just a generic one...Are there really longhorns walking down the street in the parade? Couldn't that potentially become like the "running of the bulls?" Should Kimmie & I NOT wear our red hats to the parade? I know they say bulls are attracted by motion but we have NOT A PRAYER of either of us holding STILL.....

And Rio, quite whining around & calling for help! I told you I expected you to arrest us at least once! We're counting on it!

Doc - is that arrested once or once a day? And Rio, do you get paid a commission on arrests? If so, do we get a cut?
How long is it now? - 4 months and a few days and - watchout......................

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

Once a day is o.k. with me.....I don't think you should start a countdown already, though, or Kimmie will REALLY start getting hyper!

Doc,

I am starting to think that Kim is rather sedate when compared to you.

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

Rio,

as you know, I've wanted to come out to CO for the rodeo and the fishing for a while...but I have 2 thoughts on this "developing situation" - on one hand I would love to be a fly on the wall and get a good giggle watching the greenhorns... on the other hand... it sounds like an accident waiting to happen.

If I can talk Rose into coming out... do I get a Junior Deputy badge? One things for dang sure, I will NOT wear a red cowgirl hat and stoopid boots.

and for the serious question way back in the thread... how do those horses stay up as they make those turns.... The American Quarter horse is built differently than most of the other breeds. AQH has a very powerful rear assembly - rump, rear legs right down to the hocks are built up. It muscle and determination that keeps that horse upright.

And Rio, what about letting them take a ride on your 2-yr old? I bet she'd get a kick out of that ;-)

G&P,

Tiggertoo

Did someone say greenhorns >>i thought thay was called longhorns hmm must have it wrong >>Tigger you scardeycat you need an ole badge to hide behind havent you read the thread we WANT to be arrested and I have to get into the Greeley evening news or whatever the local paper is called c'mon girls you can dooo this >>i think rio has retreated into hibernation anyway she just cant cope with all the hyper-ones, sedate !Peebs did you say sedate! has linda been putting sedatives in my food again? i'll get her for that this is no time to be sedate gonna get the months weeks days hours and seconds worked out and countdown will start soon watch this space ladies
Yeeehaaawwwwww

Jesus loves us lalalalalalalalalalal

kimmie

Kimmie,

It is called The Greeley Tribune and I am sure that we can get your pic in the paper without you being arrested. I told you that one of the photographers goes to my church. He likes taking unusual pics and you and Doc will certainly present many Kodak moments for him to capture.

Peebs


Tigger,

I asked Rio the very same question and she mumbled something about centrifical force and changed the subject. I think that means that she doesn't know. But I think that the physics must be similar to those of sharp bicycle or motorcycle turns.

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

OK Doc looks like this is the place to be

kimmie

Frist of all Bethany, no wheel chair in the horse trailer for you....what Kimmie and Doc want to do is for me to back the dually up to a cattle chute, roll you up and into the bed of the pickup truck. Then using tie downs and bungee cords we will secure you the best we can so you don't roll out during the turns up the canyon to see the llama.....hope your red hat fits and you can hold on tight.
Kimmie, longhorns are a large cow with horns so to speak and a greenhorn...well look in the mirror.

Officer Fluffy



All I have to say is: WHATEVER!

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon

Officer Fluffy,

You still haven't answered the question.

peebs

Princess Bethany

"If knowing answers to life's questions is absolutely necessary to you, then forget the journey. You will never make it, for this is a journey of unknowables - of unanswered questions, enigmas, incomprehensibles, and most of all, things unfair."
- Madame Jeanne Guyon