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Where is tennis first mentioned in the Bible?

When David served in Pharoah's court.....



Who was the smallest person in the Bible?

Knee High Myah.... or Eliuz the Shu-ite


Where was Noah when the lights went out?

In the dark.


Don't all groan at once.....


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(rather red faced)..... I got that first joke wrong.... the answer should be When David served in Saul's court......

I'll give up my career as a joke teller....


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Ummm........Don't give up your day job, Wanderer! LOL!








 
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Smile Yeah.... and me a stand up comedienne as well.....

Not really.

Although we do get some funny stuff disclosed on insurance applications sometimes....

One person wrote that they had an irritable bowl..
and another had water on the brian....


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lol wanderer, on the subject of people getting things wrong, a boy in my youth group got confused between mormons and ...............moomins lol, does anyone remember moomins?


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I LOVE the moomin books!!! They were so cool.... I read loads of them when I was younger.

Getting them mixed up with the mormons is too funny!!!


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did anyone see eurovision song contest the other night?

They had short films introdusing each country and i think it was sweden who had a a weird video of a moomin and santa claus playing chess. IT WAS WELL ODD


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Missed the Swedish entry.... saw a lot of the other wierdness though, including the Ukranian entry - you reckon he was a parent of the teletubbies?

On the subject of moomins, my brother went to Finland (for the eurovision) and brought me back a moomin magnet... very cool!


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