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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man." "Well, that's interesting. Show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, ( I love this ) "Get your own dirt." Katie42 Jeremiah 29:11 "For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope." |
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lolol, that made me laugh out loud!
 **************************************************************************************************"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind. (Dr. Seuss)" "Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same" |
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