It's probably something to do with the time of year (I don't like autumn/fall - bit depressing) that I'm feeling in slightly silly mood at the moment..... decided to post a load of rather poor jokes to cheer myself (and you guys) up.

So here goes....


WHAT DO YOU CALL.......

A man with a car on his head?

Jack


A man with a spade on his head?

Doug


A man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff


A man with a tree on his head?

Edward


A man with three trees on his head?

Edward Woodward


A man with four trees on his head?

I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.


A popstar with a biscuit on his head?

Lionel Richtea


A man wearing a raincoat?

Mac


A man wearing two raincoats

Max


A man wearing two raincoats, standing in a cemetary?

Max Bygraves


And to finish....

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillippe Flop.

Er.... reading these to the other half AFETR posting them, she politely reminded me that some of the references may not translate....

Edward Woodward - British actor in the Wicker Man if anyone's seen it.

Rich Tea - type of plain biscuit we get over here...

Max Bygraves - bad singer from the 1950s...


realise the fact that no one will get the jokes is probably funnier than the actual jokes....I'll crawl back to my corner and giggle to myself......

what about the guy in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Or the guy you step on at the front door?

Matt

haha, got a chuckle out of these this dark rainy afternoon.

Oh My,

Here's another! What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen!!!

ROSE

Like it Jones - not heard the 'Matt' one before!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea


What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no idea