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I've just had such a funny day at work today- so i thought i'd tell you about it. (It's seven pm here)... i was working in the meat prep room with my mum and i kept hearing a strange noise, it sounded a bit like somebody snoring. She could hear it too but we couldn't work out what it was, all we knew is it was happening fairly regularly.
Eventually my dad joined us but he couldn't hear the sound. At this point my mum andI decided we had gone mad. BUT then the noise started to get louder, and this time we were convinced we weren't mad so we stopped everything and made my dad listen until he could hear it. he told us to stop being so silly it was just a pigeon.

If it was a pigeon it was the biggest loudest pigeon on the planet ( this thing would need to be about 3ft tall to make the depth of sound coming from this snore!)Still we couldn't work it out. Anyway we gave up trying to work it out and decided it was either a snoring ghost of a cow which once inhabited the barn or an army advancing on us through the woods!- basically we didn't have a clue what this noise was.

A couple of hours later i dropped a pen on the floor and on my way down to pick it up i saw what was making the sound. i have never laughed so much in my life!!! It was the swinging desk fan we had to keep us cool hitting the wall every other rotation!!! The fun you can have in a small room with an overactive imagination hey!
 
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Thanks for sharing!! Funny how your imagination runs away with you!
 
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LOL Ahhhh life on the farm Smile
 
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Thanks for the laugh...that was way too cute!
 
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Hmmm......Your Dad must be used to really BIG pigeons, eh? LOL!








 
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hmmm, not sure about my dad and his giant pigeons... he now claims he said it was like a pigeon.. not it was a pigeon...
 
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Oh, that clears it up. A "pigeon-like creature" that snores.....LOL! Sounds a bit like my hubby!








 
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What can I say? Very funny.
For those of us in the UK, and in our defence, I should say that we are having unusually hot weather at the moment. In the normal couse of events we need heaters, not fans !!
 
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Although i quite like the idea of having a pigeon thats not a pigeon and isnt really snoring in my house anyone know wher i can get one????


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